mine was going to watch the 2006 World Cup final between France and Italy. I was in Bayeaux , having been to Le Mans Classic , went down town for dinner before the final. I had a feed of oysters . Did not make it back to the campsite. Told my son Finnian to go ahead. Into a bush on the bypass , well was I relieved.
I have been back many times to Bsyeauz , and the bush is thriving . It's like a child .
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Joe, he changed the seats after you ! Do you have a tale to tell?
Jesus Tommie maybe that's why Les changed the seats in the Stag shortly after buying it hmmmmmm
I can't believe Les never shit himself, cos he's full of it
Some time back, young Stephen was asked to appear on The Den on RTE. As a responsible adult, I accompanied him. RTE kept us parents well supplied with coffee and biscuits. Being a greedy pig, if it is free, I will guzzle it.
Anyway...forty gallons of free coffee later, he was released into my custody. The national broadcaster's generosity did not extend to a taxi home, so it was pubic transport for us.
Crossing Abbey Street, I feld the need to pass wind. Alas, I was mistaken. A quick diversion to a public convenience was needed, accompanied by two small children. A hasty discard of unwanted garments was called for. Said infants were thankfully unaware of my predicament.
Subsequent research revealed that coffee is an enema. Lesson learned. Greed is always followed by regret.
Tony, ah the memories.
back in the Celtic Tiger days, Tommie and family are off in Courchevel 1850 on their first ski holiday. It was the dogs bollix till Sheparding my 3 young children down the mountain, was passing the airport in the James Bond movie "tomorrow never dies" (https://youtu.be/IoUTm-K8qYw), when suddenly I had an extreme urge to go. The kids were very slow and the pressure was intense . In the distance, I seen The Gap chalet restaurant. After instructing the eldest to mind his siblings and meet me at the restaurant. I took off like a man processed . Skied up to the entrance , threw of skis and poles and barged my way forward. Now the Gap restaurant was the very top chalet in chourchevel , where all the Russian billionaires and their hookers would dine. With the billionaire comes their security. So the doors to the chalet burst open, and in storms Tommie. The security all jump up, and before they know it, Tommie goes straight through them to the Jacks. Ahhh, I can still remember the relief. You just don't get that relief in this COVID age.
I cant beat that stoy Tommee
Are there any Tomato's growing out of it if not maybe it's a Hambush😂😂😂